Tired of Dating Apps? I’ll Be Your Assistant (Seriously.)

If you’ve ever opened a dating app, scrolled for 10 minutes, sighed deeply, and closed it again… you’re not alone. Modern dating is exhausting. The endless swiping, awkward small talk, ghosting, rejection, and just finding someone worth talking to—it can feel like a full-time job.

But what if you didn’t have to do it alone?

I love this stuff. I’m currently working as a dating app assistant for a handful of clients who want to date—but not spend hours navigating the apps. Here’s how it works:

We start with a 45-minute conversation, where I get to know you: not just what to put in your dating profile, but what really matters to you in a partner. What attracts you, what turns you off, what kind of connection you’re after. From there, I build (or refine) your profile—and then I go to work.

I usually operate across three or more dating apps (depending on your preferences and budget), searching and filtering people based on your unique profile and relationship goals. I reach out, start the conversations, and steer them toward a simple next step: a 30-minute video call with you.

That’s it. No small talk marathons. No ghosting spiral. No “so what do you do for work?” 27 times a week.

Here’s what you don’t see:

• The rejections
• The no-shows
• The dead-end chats
• The daily time suck

Instead, you get to skip straight to something meaningful: talking to people who are already interested, already aligned, and ready to connect.

It’s like outsourcing the worst parts of dating—and keeping the best parts for yourself.

So if you’re ready to date but dreading the apps, let’s talk. You might just fall back in love with the idea of meeting someone great.

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